A hip Halloween costume idea: A tube of black face paint, black wigs
(or not if you have black hair or bald), black gloves, black outfit,
and an iPod. Make sure you stand close to a bright colored wall all the
time, and pretend that you're listening to some fun music even though
you've already run out of battery.
P.S. Don't get to drunk or someone might steal your iPod. You may need
some time to get the black paint off your clogged pore. Unless, of
course, if you have black sheet, then you can just go to bed without
taking off your makeup.